ASSCENSION®
Your invitation
Cumming soon · 12.12.2026
Taking pleasure
to a higher level.
A little heaven. A lot to discover.
Your invitation to a new world of pleasure, connection and unapologetic self-expression.
A little heaven. A lot to discover.
Your invitation to a new world of pleasure and connection.
The countdown to ASSCENSION®
The first reveal.
12:12 p.m. GMT · London
The inspiration
You’ve heard of ascension.
This one’s personal.
Rising higher.
Opening up.
Discovering more.
A very personal invitation.
A story that looks toward heaven.
In the Christian story, Jesus ascends into heaven after the Resurrection. Catholic teaching describes a forty-day period after the Resurrection and connects the Ascension with the hope of sharing life with God. The promise that Christ will return in glory is a distinct part of that story.
Heaven, in that teaching, is the fulfilment of life and love with God. It speaks to a longing for joy, belonging and something greater.
The invitation to rise.
In some modern spiritual teachings, ascension describes a journey toward higher consciousness or union with the divine. Different traditions give the word different meanings. The image of rising carries possibility.
ASSCENSION® draws on that celestial symbolism to tell a playful, modern story about pleasure, confidence and connection. Our interpretation brings the invitation down to earth: feel more at home in your body, honour your choices and make room for joy.
Explore the inspirationYour pleasure belongs here
Leave guilt
at the door.
Curiosity, desire and the wish for connection are part of being human. We believe adults deserve to explore them with dignity, consent and self-respect.
Old shame needn’t write every new chapter. There’s room for softness. Room for play. Room for you.
Come as you are. Rise as you choose.
A more personal kind of paradise
Pleasure.
On your terms.
Make time for you.
A moment of curiosity. A personal ritual. Space to discover your own preferences, at your own pace.
Bring a little wonder.
Shared discovery starts with a conversation. Explore what connection can mean when everyone has a voice.
Keep the choice yours.
Your yes. Your no. Your boundaries. Your pleasure is personal, and the way you explore it belongs to you.
Set your intention
Manifest a little more joy.
For some people, intention is a spiritual ritual. For others, it’s simply choosing what they want more of: pleasure, connection, curiosity or time for themselves. We see desire as an invitation to know yourself—and make room for what you value.
Raise your FREAKQUENCY™.
The world we’re building
A little heaven.
A whole world ahead.
Sex toys. Intimate accessories. Heavenly attitude.
Our first chapter centres on personal pleasure, couples’ exploration and intimate discovery. We’re shaping a brand world with room to grow—wrapped in sumptuous satin, angelic glamour and a little heavenly mischief.
Collection previews, campaign moments and new chapters will be revealed as they’re ready. This is your invitation to see what comes next.
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Let’s bring it
to the world.
We’re welcoming conversations with licensing, retail and distribution partners who see the potential of ASSCENSION®.
One market or both, let’s explore what we could build together.
An existing line.
A whole new identity.
The opportunity could be as simple as bringing ASSCENSION® to products you already make. Start with selected products, rebrand an established line or adopt ASSCENSION® across a whole existing brand—with the scope agreed together.
Explore rebrand routes & seasonal launch opportunities
Selected products
Build an ASSCENSION® edit using existing, approved partner products, with coordinated branding, packaging and campaign creative.
A complete product line
Give an established range a new identity under ASSCENSION®, from its packaging to the way it is introduced to customers.
A whole brand
Explore a broader rebrand across an existing brand’s agreed product range, visual identity and customer experience.
Potential 2026 soft-launch windows
United States
November 26–30
Thanksgiving sales on November 26, Black Friday on November 27 and Cyber Monday on November 30 offer a potential holiday-weekend window for a limited partner-led pilot.
United Kingdom
November 27–30
Black Friday and Cyber Monday offer a comparable November sales opportunity. Boxing Day on December 26 adds a further post-Christmas campaign window.
A November pilot could lead into the 12/12 campaign reveal, Christmas gifting, U.K. Boxing Day and Valentine’s Day. An existing-product rebrand is one possible route; pilot timing and the scale of any launch would be agreed with the partner according to readiness.
Behind the story
Our celestial imagery is creative symbolism for a pleasure brand. Christianity’s Ascension and Second Coming, and the ascension teachings of other spiritual movements, have their own distinct meanings.
The story is inspired by ideas of rising, joy and connection. It makes no promise of spiritual attainment, therapeutic effects or financial outcomes.
You’re invited
Your invitation to
something higher.
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